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Who is Dorian Adams and why do I want his CD?

Dorian Adams ( AKA Lynn Bitterman) has been a songwriter and club player for about a thousand years.His unwillingness to compromise musically has led him to hold numerous odd jobs to support his guitar habit. Chef...Garbageman...Boat builder and painter...herb farmer etc.... You want this CD because Dorian says he would rather wash dishes in hell at Hitlers' cafe' & bistro than play "Brown eyed girl" or "Desperado" for a living. You want his CD because he is a dedicated player who quit playing bars and woodshedded for the last 10 years to hone his craft.Here are some REAL statements from players you have heard of. May I drop dead while writing this if every word is not true( more or less)

Big D opened for Tinsley Ellis twice when he was playing with Tommy Shannon and Chris Layton. Tommy and Chris watched the entire set peeking out from behind the curtain. That was soooo cool. Having Stevie Rays' band digging your set then shaking your hand and telling you how much they liked your playing!! I almost fell out.

Colonel Bruce Hampton of the Aquarium Rescue Unit " How long have you been playing that thing? Looking for work?

Dorian (with the Curved Invaders) has also played on bills or been booked with Widespread panic... Hootie and you know who....Steve Morse......Black Crowes and more. I don't want to brag I just want you to know that you won't be getting a CD from Wally Palmstaine who has never taken his guitar out of the house. The great thing about technology is that now anyone can make a CD. The bad part about technology is that now anyone can make a CD whether they have any talent or not.

you want it 'cause you are curious, and what the hell , it's only $10.00!!!

  Where and when can I buy the CD?
  You can purchase the Blue Smoke CD from Dorian direct on this website ( Summer 2000). Just click on NEW CD for more information or to reserve your copy.Coming up later in the year will be CD's from some great new and coming artists on Blue Smoke records.Buy direct and cut out the record company bungholes who shove Spice girls down your throat and back street boys up your backdoor !!! We will also be presenting live shows on Blues 2001.com virtual nightclub when we get our act togther.We are currently a little understaffed ( unstaffed?) here at Blue Smoke productions.

Why haven't I seen Dorian Adams on MTV?

He wouldn't be caught dead on the network that brings you Jesse the needledick and the real world.MTV is for 16 year old dorks. Dorian ain't 16 and he ain't no dork either.He gets his Missy Elliot & TLC fix on BET. Dorian says he would not mind doing Britney Spears even though she dances like a chubby white cheerleader. He can't believe that someone paid $13,000.00 for her sneakers on that MTV auction. Geez, I wouldn't give you 13 grand for her panties with her in them.

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