Who
is Dorian Adams and why do I want his CD?
Dorian Adams ( AKA
Lynn Bitterman) has
been a songwriter and club player for about a thousand years.His
unwillingness to compromise musically has led him to hold numerous
odd jobs to support his guitar habit. Chef...Garbageman...Boat
builder and painter...herb farmer etc....
You want this CD because Dorian says he would rather wash dishes in
hell at Hitlers' cafe' & bistro
than play "Brown eyed girl" or "Desperado" for
a living. You want his CD because he is a dedicated player who quit
playing bars and woodshedded for the last 10 years to hone his craft.Here
are some REAL statements from players you have heard of. May I drop
dead while writing this if every word is not true( more or less)
Big D opened for Tinsley Ellis
twice when he was playing with Tommy Shannon and Chris Layton. Tommy
and Chris watched the entire set peeking out from behind the curtain.
That was soooo cool. Having Stevie Rays' band digging your set then
shaking your hand and telling you how much they liked your playing!!
I almost fell out.
Colonel Bruce Hampton of the
Aquarium Rescue Unit " How long have you been playing that
thing? Looking for work?
Dorian (with the Curved
Invaders) has also played on bills or been booked with Widespread
panic... Hootie and you know who....Steve Morse......Black Crowes and
more. I don't want to brag I just want you to know that you won't be
getting a CD from Wally Palmstaine who has never taken his guitar out
of the house. The great thing about technology is that now anyone can
make a CD. The bad part about technology is that now anyone
can make a CD whether they have any talent or not.
you want it 'cause you are
curious, and what the hell , it's only $10.00!!!
Where and when can I buy the CD?
You can purchase the Blue
Smoke CD from Dorian direct on this website ( Summer
2000). Just click on NEW
CD for more information or
to reserve your copy.Coming up later in the year will be CD's from
some great new and coming artists on Blue Smoke records.Buy direct
and cut out the record company bungholes
who shove Spice girls down your throat and back street boys up your
backdoor !!! We will also be presenting live shows on Blues
2001.com virtual nightclub
when we get our act togther.We are currently a little understaffed (
unstaffed?) here at Blue Smoke productions.
Why
haven't
I seen Dorian Adams on MTV?
He wouldn't be caught dead on the network
that brings you Jesse the needledick and the real world.MTV is for 16
year old dorks. Dorian ain't 16 and he ain't no dork either.He gets
his Missy Elliot & TLC fix on BET. Dorian says he would not mind
doing Britney Spears even though she dances like a chubby white
cheerleader. He can't believe that someone paid
$13,000.00 for her sneakers on that MTV auction. Geez, I
wouldn't give you 13 grand for her panties with her
in them.
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